Oops! Rachel Taylor upskirt moment!

Ah yes! Finaly something spicy! Here’s Rachel Taylor trying to simulate a “Basic Instinct” scene… and believe it or not, Rachel really pulls it to the end! If you’re wondering who Rachel Taylor is…

W Magazine Features A Futuristic Gaggle of Hollywood Leading Ladies

What can be said of a list of sexy celebrities that includes Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning, Mila Kunis, Julianne Moore, and Nicole Kidman? Well, one one word that comes to mind immediately is engorgement; it's a technical term describing what it might be like to be trapped for days on end in a gorge with the likes of these sextastic actresses. ....

 Sort of like my naughty dream version of 127 Hours, only it's not my arm that would be stuck in the rocks. These five are also celebrity hotties featured in the upcoming edition of W Magazine, and given that the 'W' stands for not for dudes, these pictures are on the inexplicably artsy side, but, no denying, they're still most definitely for dudes.

Miley Cyrus Leaked Closet Pictures Are Becoming A Favorite Daily Pasttime

Outside of Elton John, I can't think of anybody who's spent more time in the closet than Miley Cyrus. (Just kidding, Elton, congrats on the new baby).....

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Show Off How Big Her Ass Really Is

If you thought Kim Kardashian had a big ass, you have no idea....

Selena Gomez So Hot Without Her Pint-Sized Lothario

 How I scoured pictures of the super hot, barely legal Selena Gomez to find just one recent picture of the auto-tuned bubble gum diva sassing up the screen without her D.U.M.B. (diminutive under-aged muffin-headed boyfriend)....