Britney Spears Looking So Good

I wish I could say that Britney Spears was looking awesome now that her new song has been leaked and it’s expected to be a big hit and all that crap, but she’s looking kinda like every stripper I’ve ever seen working the off nights like tuesdays or sundays. Those dead eyes always get me going. Anyhow, here she is after getting her hair extensions adjusted, I know, classy right? Who cares, I like my chicks with fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake whatever, basically as long as they’re willing to have sex with me… We’re good. Enjoy.