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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Britney Spears Sweet Cool Pictures

I guess I was wrong about Britney Spears stuffing her face over the holidays to the point that her belly turned into that of a fifty year old man’s. Here she is in her little tank top looking half decent for a change. I think we’re done with this overly bleached blond hair look, Britney and Christina Aguilera are the only chicks who still do it and it just looks sad now, time for something new. Aren’t celebrities all about reinventing themselves? Something’s got to give. At least her boobs look good. Enjoy.

Britney SpearsTight Shirt Disappoints Pictures

What the hell? Are all former sexy popstars chunking up these days? Is this a thing now? First it was Christina Aguilera putting on some blubber for the chilly winter and now Britney Spears seems to be packing on the weight for some reason. She looks like she’s got a fifty year old man’s body in that tight shirt. Obviously it’s just the wind blowing up the there inflating the crap out of it, what a waste, if you’re going to go out in the wind where a damn skirt. Disappointed.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Britney Spears Attempts A Booty Shot

I don’t know if booty shot was the best choice of words, but Britney Spears is definitely trying to let me know that she’s more than just a crazy chick with hair extensions and a bunch of children she doesn’t care about. Message received princess… Message received. Wait, all she’s doing is getting out of her SUV and walking the other direction? Come on, I’m not buying it, she knows exactly what she’s doing and I appreciate it but I’m not falling for it this time. Good try though.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Britney Spears Looking So Good

I wish I could say that Britney Spears was looking awesome now that her new song has been leaked and it’s expected to be a big hit and all that crap, but she’s looking kinda like every stripper I’ve ever seen working the off nights like tuesdays or sundays. Those dead eyes always get me going. Anyhow, here she is after getting her hair extensions adjusted, I know, classy right? Who cares, I like my chicks with fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake whatever, basically as long as they’re willing to have sex with me… We’re good. Enjoy.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Least Britney Spears Pictures

At Least Least Britney Spears Pictures

I’ve got to commend Britney Spears for at least trying to look sexy while she does a little shopping over the weekend. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen the old girl looking half decent so I’m not really sure what to make of these. She’s all cleaned up in her sexy boots, like a fancy prostitute you’d find at one of those high classHoliday Inns. You know, the ones with the free breakfast bar where you can make your own waffles. Sexy.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Hot Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Britney Spears

Britney Spears (born December 2, 1981) is the princess of pop and a tabloid favorite. Born in Mississippi and raised in Kentwood, Louisiana, Britney Spears got her start by appearing on "Star Search" in 1992. Britney Spears was married to former back-up dancer Kevin Federline for 2 years and have 2 children. See more Britney Spears pictures, videos and news below!