Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds photos

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

Jessica Alba In sexy Pictures

These aren’t really the hottest Jessica Alba pictures I’ve ever seen, but I kind of feel bad for the girl, ever since she squeezed out that kid of hers nobody seems to be taking her seriously as a sex symbol anymore. Including myself. To be fair, how can we when all we get from her are pictures like this or cameos in crappy comedies? I think it’s time for a hotness overhaul, leave the kid at home, put on your tightest little slut outfit and head out for a night on the town. Until then she’s just… Meh.

Jessica Alba Forgets Her Bikini

Speaking of hot MILF’s, see Cindy Crawford post, here’s Jessica Alba hanging out on the beach or near the beach in her Bikini swimsuit stupid dress over the holidays. I’m not impressed. This kind of thing is a little too mommy for my taste, wearing a dress to the beach, give me a break. She might as well wear a rubber bathing cap with little plastic flowers on it. Lame. I guess the silver lining is that her big mom boobs look pretty tasty. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Could Be In A Bikini Real Soon

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

Jessica Alba Gets Spread Pictures

Unfortunately, I think this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Jessica Alba with her legs spread.

Sexy Jessica Alba Is Hot Little Focker Pictures

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Little Fockers premiere last night looking hotter than hell and not only that, but classy all at the same time. That’s very rare, like a prostitute you can bring to a fancy restaurant for a work function to make all your co-workers think that you can actually somehow land a hottie who’s willing to spent time with you in front of all your douchebag work friends…. And then she’ll let you urinate on her later. If you’re into that kind of thing.