
Here’s my favorite Greek Goddess Maria Menounos at some Spike TV event the other night looking badass in her sexy little black dress. She’s just so perfect, I can’t take it. I wonder if she dates bloggers. Who am I kidding, nobody dates bloggers. That’s alright, we don’t need to date, I’m fine with just a sexual relationship if that’s more her style. I’m a big boy. I shouldn’t say that, I’m an average size boy. Call me.