I’m not all that into celebrities walking around without any make up, nobody wants to see the ‘real’ them, so these pictures of Jessica Simpson at the airport looking completely “natural” aren’t really doing it for me. I get that a woman is supposed to look good in her natural state, the problem is they don’t, if they did we’d be overrun by chicks with hairy legs and armpits and worse. Just the thought of it scared my penis back up inside my body where it’s warm and safe. 
